Working opposite Max Greenfield is the best job in the world. He's just incredible.
Mel will always be Mad Max, and me, I will always be a Number.
It's rather simple. God deliver us from people who know so little that they will kill for what little they know.
Not everyone is equally good-looking.
Now this really is something to put on the mantelpiece.
Reality is complicated. There is no justification for all of the hasty conclusions.
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
Ninety-five percent of our wool is going to China.
Max Bialystock: Money is honey! Money is honey!
Max Bialystock: Oooooooh, I WANT THAT MONEY!
I feel very much that I am a human being, with human limitations, and I need to respect that.
We are living in a world that is beyond controllability.
Europe itself is an embodiment of this diversity.
A real totalitarianism is at work in the world and wants to impose its views not only on Arab Muslims, but on the West. The same way that they veil women, Islamic radicals want to veil cartoons in the press.
After the atomic bombs were dropped, the war ended and we went into Tokyo Bay with the rest of the fleet, the Missouri and the rest of them, while they signed the terms of surrender that ended the war.
Are we all just lightning rods for other people's destinies? Is that what it's all about
Max is short for General Maximus Decimus Meridius.
Every village in Africa now has a cyber cafe.
The reason I could never be an atheist is because when they get together they have literally nothing to talk about.
Most people don't know how to tell stories.
It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.