Quotes of: Mattress Keyword

Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.

Ariel Dorfman

I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.

Ricky Martin

I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea.

C. S. Forester

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.

Dalton Trumbo

My first professional gig was 'Once Upon a Mattress' at the Drury Lane Oakbrook... I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred.

Jessie Mueller

She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.

Anthony Liccione

Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.

Marc Warren

I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.'

Lilla Crawford

It is a well known urban myth that the French don't trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It's not that they are tight with money - they just don't trust anyone.

Janine di Giovanni

Liberty," boomed Wednesday, as they walked to the car, "is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.

American Gods

When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress.

Time Flies

Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.

Maya Angelou

New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillac's, and the beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars hidden in their mattresses.

Duke Ellington

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.

Richard Marx

Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights

Life

If you think my current job is boring, you should see the sleeper I did before. (I worked as a mattress salesman.)

Sleepwalking is restercise

Consider, O Lord, how You sit atop the sky; like a man in a glass bottom boat. Consider sky elsewhere; worn thin as a mattress.

The Wingless

If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.

A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra.

Aaron Paul

Have you read 'The Grapes of Wrath?' That was my family. My dad was a sharecropper in western Oklahoma. When the dust storms came and everything got wiped out, they came to California. The guys with the mattresses on the tops of their cars in the mov...

B. Wayne Hughes

Swan: [to Mercy] Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?

The Warriors