If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
Ben AffleckIf you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
Calvin and Hobbes: Homicidal Psycho Jungle CatCalvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
The Complete Calvin and HobbesI gave up on ever trying to get 'my way.' I barely knew it existed.
Can't We Talk about Something More Pleasant?If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
Calvin and Hobbes: It's a Magical WorldAs long as you know who you are, and see what makes you happy, it doesn't matte how others see you
Every Soul a StarDad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
The Authoritative Calvin And HobbesRainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book