Quotes of: Matt Keyword

Earth Day 1970 was irrefutable evidence that the American people understood the environmental threat and wanted action to resolve it.

Barry Commoner

In the auto industry, there's one thing you can always count on: if a new environmental or safety rule is proposed, executives will prophesy disaster.

James Surowiecki

The planet's environmental woes tend to be overlooked as we scramble for the latest high-tech gizmos - and conveniently ignore their energy consumption.

Sheherazade Goldsmith

Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom.

Jim Toomey

I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at perspective.

Garry Trudeau

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Bill Watterson

I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk.

Lynda Barry

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

I love comics, and I can't imagine life without them. I love newspaper comics.

Cathy Guisewite

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Garry Trudeau

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.

Lynda Barry

I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could.

Chester Gould

Leftists always want to... circle around subjects... rather than addressing any subject directly.

Dave Sim

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Bil Keane

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Bill Watterson

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Bill Watterson

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Bill Watterson

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

Gary Larson

Satire is a form of social control, it's what you do. It's not personal. It's a job.

Garry Trudeau

All this stuff was done via FTP but the web has put a really nice user interface on it.

Jon Postel