Remember when you were in school and the teacher would put a picture under an overhead projector so you could see it on the wall? God, I loved that. Tellya the truth, I used to look at that beam of light and think it was God.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
The specifics of Cathy's and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same.
People think that whatever I put into strips has happened to me in my life.
They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.
I just really respond to comics. I find it a really exciting medium.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
I've been getting pulled from newspapers for my entire career.
I am anti-Bush. A lot of what he stands for is the antithesis of what I stand for.
Matt 'Axe' Axelson: [after jumping off a cliff] That sucked.
The Web is now philosophical engineering. Physics and the Web are both about the relationship between the small and the large.
I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years. We have become more close. I think having kids makes you want to keep the gang together.
If you're talking to a child, you're going, 'This is the wonder of science and here's why I'm so fascinated by it.'
But I think technology advertising will have to stop addressing how products are made and concentrate more on what a product will do for the consumer.
