Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters? Antoninus: When I have them, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails? Antoninus: No, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails t...
I have been so long master that I would be master still, or at least that none other should be master of me.
Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen. Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business.
Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ? Master of Stupidity: They live with a same or different part of their consciousness.
Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ? Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.
Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.
The master plan does not have a master plan. Television ultimately finds itself, and after it finds itself, it finds itself changing.
Flying birds have no master.
As the master sleeps, the servant dreams.
A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body? Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?
Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.
Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears. Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but don't listen. Anyway, no fun in silent.
Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other. Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars.
Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles! Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!
Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past. Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it, how would you measure you're better?
Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.
Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand! Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet. The end justifies the means.
Po: Hey, guys... Tigress: [bowing low before Po] Master. [the rest of the Five follow suit] Po: Master?... Master Shifu!
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
For his master the dog is a lion.
