What a pessimist you are!" exclaimed Candide. "That is because I know what life is," said Martin.
CandideWhen you're a freelance director, you are hired to create the art, and it kind of stops there.
Diane PaulusAs a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.
Ashley JensenMattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
Lawrence Tierney