I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married.
Doris LessingInstead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Lewis GrizzardIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney DangerfieldAnd then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.
Val Guest