My happy place, huh? Well, yeah, I guess that's what music is for me.
Accidentally Married on PurposeThe little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350
How to Marry a Millionaire VampireHe didn't marry you to become king. He became king because he wanted to marry you.
The King of AttoliaThat’s a bit sweeping. Sometimes it takes a while to find out how good or bad something has been.
To Marry a PrinceOne of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsWhen I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night StandsIt’s not entirely true that I lusted after a married woman. I also lusted before her.
Sleepwalking is restercise