Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good time? Am I supposed to just marry any schmuck that comes along? And by the way, here's a newsflash, Hammertoes. Nobody wants to marry me, anyway.
Married women are far more depressed than married men -- in unhappy marriages, three times more; and -- interestingly -- in happy marriages, five times more. In truth, it is men who are thriving in marriage, now as always, and who show symptoms of ps...
Rob: Alison married Kevin! I am fine now! Married her junior high school sweetheart: kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench - MARRIED Kevin. This is great! This has got nothing to do with me! This is fate, this is destiny; it is beyond my ...
Married people grow like each other.
Men marry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry men hoping they will.
My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Apparently, I'm a sucker for a man with belt buckles the size of Texas.
The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.
Why should I marry? One marries to have children, but I already have children! My nieces and nephews are my children.
I was, for some reason, born knowing how to get married.
I want to have kids. I want to get married. That is still very important to me.
The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch.
But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.
Well, when I moved to England I was making a lot of personal adjustments because I was getting married and starting a family, that sort of thing.
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
When you get married, your loyalty, first and foremost, is to your spouse, and to the family that you create together.
Why marry? If you're not married, you just leave each other and it's cool. Who needs the paper? To me it means nothing.
I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.
