I never believed marriage was a lasting institution. I thought that to be married for five years was to be married forever.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose.
I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.
Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.
We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.
A beautiful woman is like an axe in one's life.
woman tears are like water vapor in the cloud,when it becomes too heavy, it falls back to the ground as tears and cries! woman cries because she's heartbroken woman cries because she loves woman cries because she's woman woman cries because her heart...
A woman in her glory, a woman of beauty, is a woman who is not striving to become beautiful or worthy or enough.
When a man's friend marries, all is over between them.
If you do not travel, you will marry your own sister.
He who builds and he who marries are never safe.
If you marry money the devil lays an egg in your storeroom.
Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good time? Am I supposed to just marry any schmuck that comes along? And by the way, here's a newsflash, Hammertoes. Nobody wants to marry me, anyway.
Married women are far more depressed than married men -- in unhappy marriages, three times more; and -- interestingly -- in happy marriages, five times more. In truth, it is men who are thriving in marriage, now as always, and who show symptoms of ps...
Rob: Alison married Kevin! I am fine now! Married her junior high school sweetheart: kissed me on the bench, kissed Kevin on the bench - MARRIED Kevin. This is great! This has got nothing to do with me! This is fate, this is destiny; it is beyond my ...
Married people grow like each other.
Men marry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry men hoping they will.
My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Apparently, I'm a sucker for a man with belt buckles the size of Texas.
The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.
