I sincerely pity the poor man you marry. I doubt he’ll have a moment’s peace.
A Sense of the RidiculousAll I got was the news that he'd married an absolute honey, and an admonition to eat my heart out.
The Seduction StakesWhen I am actually willing to marry you, I will wear your earrings. Don't wait for it, Thief.
The Queen of AttoliaSearching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.
Write like no one is reading 2Do you write novels?" I said. "Novels, Lord no," she said. "I can't even stay married.
Waltzing the Cat