You can never be happily married to the one you are not happily in-a-relationship with.
If I Were A Girl, I Would Not...With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.
Mrs. DallowayYou’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.
Married By MorningYou are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.
Make Me, SirMake requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Married with ZombiesMan marries, then immediately dies, though it’s often decades before his funeral.
Sleepwalking is resterciseMen marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
The Picture of Dorian GraySometimes we just have to take the time to notice something to see how amazing it is.
Promise to Marry