I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.
Mark McKinnonI'd been trying for all of the eight years we'd been married to have a child, and finally I did.
Marie WindsorWhen we had been married five years, we had six children. What, in God's name, was wrong with me?
Phil DonahueI love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
Mike BirbigliaMarried people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor.
Samuel Richardson