It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney DangerfieldAnd then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.
Val GuestI don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
Jessica SimpsonWhatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis DillerBuat apa merisikokan patah hati untuk orang yang nggak benar-benar bisa membuatmu jatuh hati?
Marry Now, Sorry Later