I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.
The Red PyramidSomeday, you may think of marrying. Pick someone who thinks you're the only person in the room.
The Storied Life of A.J. FikryDon’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.
Marry Now, Sorry LaterMarriage isn't for you. It's not about you. Marriage is about the person you marry.
Marriage Isn't for You: It's for the One You LoveI sincerely pity the poor man you marry. I doubt he’ll have a moment’s peace.
A Sense of the RidiculousAll I got was the news that he'd married an absolute honey, and an admonition to eat my heart out.
The Seduction Stakes