A small woman always seems newly married.
Better half hanged than ill married.
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Well-married is when you have no mother-in-law and no sister-in-law.
If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.
Elvis is sweet, but I prefer sleeping with you.
Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems.
The reality of getting married, it really changed things into something beautiful. There was transformation.
I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
I'm not ready to get married, but I have a pretty great family and I'd like that too, someday.
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.
It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
I've had a very strange life. Whenever I've married, I've married for life. But things have gone desperately wrong.
I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.
The way I grew up, when you're married, you have to stay married together.
I'm happy for people who want to get married. It's not my thing.
