I'm amazed, as quirky, individual and selfish as most of us are, that anyone stays married for long.
Mark McKinnonI'd been trying for all of the eight years we'd been married to have a child, and finally I did.
Marie WindsorWhen we had been married five years, we had six children. What, in God's name, was wrong with me?
Phil DonahueI love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
Mike Birbiglia