The bachelor is a peacock, the engaged man a lion, and the married man a jackass.
A married man has many sorrows -- an unmarried man has one more.
The bachelor is a peacock, the fiancT is a lion and the married man a mule.
If the dog leads the man, the man is blind. If the man leads the dog, the man is married.
A young man should not marry yet, an old man not at all.
A married man is a preoccupied man.
When an old man marries, death laughs.
A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.
I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse.
Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!
I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.
It is Mr. Old-Man-Monkey who marries Mrs.Old-Woman-Monkey.
I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.
When a man's friend marries, all is over between them.
Fran Kubelik: When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny.