Why the fuck would I marry you? I don't even like you.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
100% of Net-a-porter customers have a man in their lives in some capacity, and 59% are married or living with a partner.
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him.
If you want to find somebody and you want to be married and you want to have children, don't make it a rock star.
Have you ever been married? Had that thing of someone calling you by a name not your own? It's unsettling. It's like a fictitious person.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.
Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.
I'm married to an American, so I guess that has changed my perspective on the subjects I can write about.
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
One has to be able to count if only so that at fifty one doesn't marry a girl of twenty.
You have to understand who your customer is and her motivations and marry it to what's happening in the outside world.
When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.
Laws of attraction could build a strong relationship among married couples or friends.
There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story.
I got married because I wanted to do something that was more than I understood, because my feelings were more than I understood.
I am going to marry Fantasia. She just doesn't know it yet.
When I chose to leave a career as a young lawyer in Washington to move to Arkansas to marry Bill and start a family, my friends asked, 'Are you out of your mind?'
There is no better feeling in the universe, other than being married and having a family, than standing on stage behind a piano and having 5,000 people waving at you. You cannot bottle that.
