Anybodys, Tomboy: I ain't never gonna get married. Too noisy. A-Rab: You ain't never gonna get married. Too ugly. Anybodys, Tomboy: [mimes firing a gun] Pow! A-Rab: Cracko Jacko! Down goes a teenage hoodlum.
The monk gets married to please his friend.
Girls marry to please parents, widows to please themselves.
It is Mr. Old-Man-Monkey who marries Mrs.Old-Woman-Monkey.
A small woman always seems newly married.
Better half hanged than ill married.
Never marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.
Well-married is when you have no mother-in-law and no sister-in-law.
We've come a long way from the time when the crowning achievement in a woman's life was her youthful marriage. And many would agree that this represents progress for women. But when did the search for someone to marry become self-absorbed and patheti...
If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.
Elvis is sweet, but I prefer sleeping with you.
Lying solves nothing, Grace. Only creates problems.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
The reality of getting married, it really changed things into something beautiful. There was transformation.
I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend.
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
I'm not ready to get married, but I have a pretty great family and I'd like that too, someday.
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
