My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it's just a number.
I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by dinner I mean marry her.
A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies.
Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE
Why is it that married people always say "Come in" when everything they do says "Get out"? They talk about their miseries and then ask you why you're unmarried.
I asked you to marry me – and you laughed. You thought I was joking. In fairness, I was still dressed as a Cavalier.
I realise I'm behind on this but Rebekah Brooks was married to Ross Kemp of Gangs fame?! And she assaulted him? That explains so much.
After a kiss like that, he should know I’m the one. He should be down on his knees begging me to marry him and have his little Hottie babies.
Katie, honey, you need a date for your sister’s wedding.” “I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.
Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time.
The world in the evening seems fraught with the absence of promise, if you are a married man. There is nothing to do but go home and drink your nine drinks and forget about it.
I would rather not be engaged. When people are engaged, they begin to think of being married soon, and I should like everything to go on for a long while just as it is.
If a gal reaches half an hour before for a date and then calls you saying that she is waiting Dude! Marry her! What you're thinking?
What's it like? Being married? Cold feet. Middle of the night you're sleeping, suddenly, wham, you've got ice cold feet warming themselves on the back of your legs.
They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.
I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.
Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
Raven: The Reverend Mr Larynx has been called off on duty, to marry or bury (I don't know which) some unfortunate person or persons, at Claydyke:...
#STEREOTYPES #SOCIETY #COMPATIBILITY #BREAKTHROUGH Stereotypes?? What are they?? WE ARE SOCIETY, WE MAKE SOCIETY.. WE ARE NOT MARRIED TO SOCIETY,WE LIVE IN IT!
