If there were no cold Friday evenings and boring Saturdays, no one would get married any more.
MoroccanI've had a couple of long relationships. And I've had a couple of shorter relationships.
Calista FlockhartBachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. MenckenMarried men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson