Do I believe in coupling? Do I believe in commitment? Do I believe in co-parenting, raising children together, having a family, and growing old with someone? I absolutely believe in all of those things. I just don't believe that you need to be marrie...
We are still so close, David and I. We were at a party the other day at my mum's house and I was sitting on his lap. We're very affectionate. And I looked at him and thought after being married for 11 years! We were the only couple who were even near...
If you are married to a chicken obey the chicken. If you are married to a dog obey the dog.
He who marries a widow also marries her debts.
When Anger and Revenge get married, their daughter is called Cruelty.
The bachelor is a peacock, the fiancT is a lion and the married man a mule.
I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.
He who marries a widow with three children marries four thieves.
The bachelor is a peacock, the engaged man a lion, and the married man a jackass.
When two paupers get married it is the beginning of a generation of beggars.
I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can.
among married couples the person who actually makes out the mortgage check is likely to be more cautious about spending money than the person who doesn't. There is something sobering about sending away that much money every month in the knowledge tha...
You know what my mum once said?’ said Rosie… ‘She said that if a just-married couple put a coin in a jar every time they make love in their first year, and take a coin out for every time that they make love in the years that follow, the jar wil...
Divorce is a marital welfare. It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married. How is that our fault? Don't drag down my country's statistics just because you ran off and got hitched be...
A single person is a manageable entity, whom you can either make friends with or leave alone. But half of a married couple is not exactly a whole human being: if the marriage is successful it is something a little more than that; if unsuccessful, a l...
Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. They're never total fits or misfits. ... We marry children who have grown up and still rejoice in being children .... [p. 15]
Not all people who have yawned together must get married.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
A married man has many sorrows -- an unmarried man has one more.
The Blonde: Couldn't you give us just a couple of minutes? Thomas: Couple of minutes? I haven't even got a couple of minutes to have my appendix out.
Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.
