We need grandchildren here,” Pete’s mother said to me when we visited. “You don’t get married just to eat and fart.
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.
'So what happens next?' 'Everybody dies, and the people who don't get married.' 'Like any other story, then.'
We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.
Men who want to get married propose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.
My parents had to go to Ohio to get married in 1965 because it was still illegal in Mississippi. My white father and black mother.
Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that!
My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.
A married woman has the same natural right to acquire and hold property, and to make all contracts that she is mentally competent to make reasonably, as has a married man, or any other man.
I would go out with people who really didn't like me very much and then wonder why we weren't getting married!
I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much alike in the mirror.
If consulted by friends about marital dramas, I always encourage the singles to marry, the married to stick together, the neglectful and wayward to renew their loving commitment and the wronged to forgive.
Study after study has demonstrated that people are better off financially, healthier, happier if they are married, and indeed, I repeat, if they are formally married as opposed to simply living together.
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.
I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.
We read that Adam and Methuselah lived so many centuries; at that time, it was the custom to marry in the family - marry as closely as possible - so that the tie of blood might be as strong as it could be made.
The whole 1950s notion was find the right girl, get married, move to the suburbs and then hang out with the guys while she stayed home with the babies. I felt that was sort of sad.
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Obviously I've had great experiences with people I've worked with on films - I've married half of them! I should come with a warning sign that says, 'Don't worry, I'm not going to try to marry you. I'm done.'
