The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
There were many times when I had to emotionally come to terms with the fact that maybe I wasn't ever going to get married. And I started getting comfortable with that.
After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs.
I'll tell you what divorce hasn't taught me. It didn't teach me not to get married again.
The most important thing - and I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it a hundred times - if you marry a man, marry the right one.
I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is.
Part of the fruit of the Spirit is self-control. Once you get married, however, a good defense is frequency and freedom.
As a little girl, I thought I'd like to get married on the beach. But I'm not the quintessential girl who had these sort of fantasies about that stuff.
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Are not the gays who seek the right to marry, to formalise their commitment to each other, holding up a mirror to heterosexuals who are marrying less frequently and divorcing more often?
And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent.
When you get married and have children, and you start having hits and success and your business starts growing, there's less and less time for songwriting.
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
I always thought that there was a really good chance that I wasn't going to get married.
I'm probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don't have the balls that Romeo did.
All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.
You get married and have kids, and you get sick of having the government take your money and tell you what to do. I'm just a conservative guy.
I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn't happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Everybody wants you to do good things, but in a small town you pretty much graduate and get married. Mostly you marry, have children and go to their football games.
