Quotes of: Married-couple Keyword

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

Arnold H. Glasow

Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry.

Ali Larter

Divorce the past to marry the present and be blessed with a lovely child of future.

Anuj Somany

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.

Love

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

Val Guest

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

William Glasser

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

William Makepeace Thackeray

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

Craig Ferguson

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

Jessica Simpson

I'll never have a wedding. I don't want to marry just to do what everybody else is doing.

Mr. T

I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.

Mary Lynn Rajskub

For Gore 2000, I was a formal campaign adviser: contrary to RNC mythology, my brief was not 'wardrobe,' but rather policy on women's issues, and messaging. I was also married to a Clinton speechwriter, and observed the message decision-making process...

Naomi Wolf

Walter Fane: I knew when I married you that you were selfish and spoiled. But I loved you. I knew you only married me to get as far away from your mother as possible. And I hoped that one day... there'd be something more. I was wrong. You don't have ...

The Painted Veil

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic

Curve Day

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road.

Choke

We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.

The Color Master: Stories

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

Eleven Minutes

Couples swayed and embraced to the beat as the singer's vocals soared above a group of confused teenagers and twenty-something's.

The B-Side Diaries

I haven’t sold my soul yet – well, maybe a couple bars of rhythm and blues here and there.

Bleeding Edge