The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De VriesAll marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond HullIn marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.
Robert Louis StevensonI refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.
Teri GarrMarriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.
Thomas Love PeacockMarriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.
Washington Irving