I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
Marriage was probably the worst mistake I ever made in my life.
I don't remember my first two marriages... the details are very sketchy.
I've outlasted many marriages at Random House.
Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Tweeting lovebirds turn into roaring bears after marriage.
The secret to a long and loving marriage is to choose, everyday, to be married.
Marjane's grandmother: The first marriage is practice for the second.
For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's longer than most marriages.
Twitter is the marriage of full-tilt narcissism and full-tilt voyeurism that has finally collided in 140 words.
My mom, Emilie, always taught me to think hard about marriage.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
I am against marriage, and I don't give a fig for society.
I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
When you're unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.
I thought marriage was something very quiet and very regular and very bourgeois.
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
