Marlin: You know what? I was right. We'll start school in a year or two. Nemo: No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean... Marlin: Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you...
Marlin: [exasperated] Would somebody please just give me directions? [School of fish take shape of clown fish with sour expression] School of Fish: [mockingly] Would somebody please just give me directions? Marlin: I'm serious! School of Fish: Blah-b...
School of Fish: Hey, hey! You like impressions? Dory: Mmm-hmm. School of Fish: Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen. [School takes form of swordfish] School of Fish: So, what are we? Take a guess. Dory: Oh, oh, I've seen one of those. School of Fi...
Sean Parker: And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can ...
Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say? Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [gasps] Dory: I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4... Marlin: Wait! What does that mean? Dory: I don...
Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish. Dory: You mean... [whimpers] Dory: . You mean you don't like me? Marlin: No, of c...
If the Indy Racing League didn't have the Indianapolis 500, do you think it would have lasted more than six months? No chance.
Marlin: Something's wrong with you, really.
Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique. Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remem...
Marlin: I didn't come this far to be breakfast.
I had to work on a Marlin boat, like gutting fish, like as the bait boy.
Dory: DUCK. Marlin: [looks up] That's not a duck, it's a... PELICAN.
I've caught fish as big as I am. I've caught marlin close to 300 pounds.
Eduardo Saverin: Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout!
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
Marlin: I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.
Marlin: You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.
[Crush is introducing Marlin to his son] Crush: Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
Marlin: If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
[Nemo and Marlin are hugging] Nemo: Uh, Dad, you can let go now.
I have quite a lot of fans in Holland because that is where my mother is from, in fact I have a fan club there, and the fans don't always get the chance to see us drive the cars because getting to races across Europe isn't always possible for them.
