I only ask of the government to be treated as all other men are treated.
The deterioration of a government begins almost always by the decay of its principles.
Unified party control of the organs of government has proved no panacea.
The government is fully capable of delivering services. Even complex services.
We grow in time to trust the future for our answers.
We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.
I own and operate a ferocious ego.
The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.
We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible.
The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.
