To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.
I think governments can't do much.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Came but for friendship, and took away love.
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God.
I credit God with giving me the idea for 'Top 40.'
Everyone is a son or daughter of god.
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
Truth knows no color; it appeals to intelligence.
