Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
I am often the brunt of my own humor.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release.
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Value people on their potential, not on their history.
This is the lesson that history teaches: repetition.
I'm not sure history has ended.
History doesn't turn on a dime; it turns on a plugged nickel.
Democrats have a history of backing away, backing down.
What Britain needs is an iron lady.
History proves that the white man is a devil.
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
Today is reality. Yesterday is history.
History is the transformation of tumultuous conquerors into silent footnotes.
Sometimes - history needs a push.
History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
I use a lot of film images, analogies, and imagination.
