Mark Twain cannot be defined.
I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!!!!!!
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
As became a young sinner, Sam [Mark Twain] had a special interest in Satan. He asked his Sunday school teacher questions about Eve in the garden, wondering "if he had ever heard of another woman who, being approached by a serpent, would not excuse he...
Human nature is all alike.
They did not know it was impossible, so they did it. Mark Twain
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. - Mark Twain
For me, art is supposed to be a question mark.
A hack writer who would not have been considered fourth rate in Europe." (on Mark Twain)
A hypocritical businessman, whose fortune had been the misfortune of many others, told Mark Twain piously, “Before I die I intend to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. I want to climb to the top of Mount Sinai and read the Ten Commandments aloud.�...
Shakespeare, Dickens, Mark Twain, and so many others were my dearest friends and greatest teachers.
Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies
Who's possessing who now, Casper?
A loafer always has the correct time.
Swords can’t solve every problem.
The pinecone is a fearsome tool of destruction! -Bacchus
Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside.
Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight
The preacher who casts a vote for conscience' sake, runs the risk of starving.
