Let no man's deathbed be a futon.
I'm a geek to the bone.
I'm a bit of a workaholic.
I'm an addict for underwear.
Even my stuntman is old.
No pay, no Goldblum. That's it.
I don't like to complain.
It's the millenium, motives are incidental.
All men hate the nagging.
I don't have goals in life.
I don't have time for friends.
Is now the time to legalize prostitution?
Everything has a place and time.
I'm getting grumpier all the time.
It's time for a brother to be Bond.
I make time to write.
And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
Vincent: Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?
Tangina: This house is clean.
I'm not nomadic by nature.
I just want to be in a relationship.