I manage to live pretty normally.
I'm not a very dark person.
I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.
Do what you're told, and everything will be all right.
Don't talk about it, be about it
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
I don't believe in luck.
I'm thankful to have time to write.
I have huge chunks of time when I'm not working.
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
Black graffiti on a black helicopter.
Life's a one way ticket
Reality is a life sentence.
I don't want to become a diabetic.
Debra Winger blows me away, always.
I've always been very animated.
You're not a slave to those test audiences.
I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.
The words of truth are always paradoxical.
The truth is, I'm pretty lighthearted.
Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.
