I have seven rescue dogs.
Crunches only go so deep.
Simplicity is the spring of heart.
I have an enormous metabolism, so I'm lucky.
An actor cannot be a censor. I'm there to interpret.
I tend to be really competitive when it comes to Scattergories.
Woman is also the element of conflict.
I don't even call myself a Christian.
It's always nice to be thought of.
After 60, it's just patch, patch, patch.
I'm the American Winston Churchill.
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
First LEARN...then remove the 'L
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
Writing is the emotional morphine.
Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.
It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.
Life is a terminal illness.
To teach, learn. To learn, teach.
I'm definitely a boot-scootin' kind of guy.
I'm not a big football person at all.
