I'm gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell 'em out of the trunk of my car. I'm that kind of musician and singer.
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam. Everyone's got crazy eyes.
Now having said that, I realize that releasing a film in the real world is like trying to get General Motors to release a handmade car.
I hate fishing, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive.
I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it.
'Cars' is a really personal story for me because, first of all, I grew up in Los Angeles - the car crazy capital.
A bad sermon is like a car wreck - everyone slows down to see what happened.
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
The first thing I ever rode when I was a kid was a motorcycle, so I knew how to drive a motorcycle before a car.
I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews.
But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
I was raised in Chicago and I guess that was one of the special breeding grounds for gangsters of all colors. That was the Detroit of the gangster world. The car industry was thugs.
I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the 'pack the kids into the car and run from here to there' out of the equation.
The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.
I cleanse, tone and moisturize twice a day. I exfoliate once a week and carry makeup wipes in the car for freshening up.
I'm a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives.
I grew up in Des Moines. My dad had a house full of books, things like P.G. Wodehouse books and 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte.
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like Frank Zappa.
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
Overcoming my dad telling me that I could never amount to anything is what has made me the megalomaniac that you see today.
