Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny CarsonI don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
Jenny EclairA band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.
Nuno BettencourtIt's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney DangerfieldI can write songs, I've had songs in movies, but I can't compose film scores, you know?
Brian Wilson