I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten ridiculous offers.
Tracey UllmanPolitical correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
Don RicklesMy father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
Maurice SendakI would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles.
Don Van Vliet