You know, whenever somebody comes in, in any situation - whether it's a poker game or a bobsled team or a band - it's gonna change things. And sometimes significantly.
I am slightly fascinated by the question of whether humanity is capable of change. I may have come to the conclusion that we're not, but we keep trying.
They pick all of us out, and then they decide, they computerize, decide if they like it or don't like it, and then they go home, and then they come back again because they're not sure what they saw.
I don't get recognised in London or at home either - very seldom anyway. Either that or I look so crazy no one wants to come up to me.
I live right under the Hollywood sign, so that every day when I drive home I'm reminded of why I'm here.
My friends tell me I'm the most boring celebrity they know! A typical night for me is at home in California or watching movies in my pyjamas.
I don't party. I'm a total homebody. I like hanging out with my cat, and I've actually been known to stay home and knit.
I'm home a lot. Because I live in Ireland, we can live under the celebrity radar. I might go missing for a whole year.
I do try to go home as much as possible after each show. I've got my own plane. I'm very fortunate.
People need to know, before I'm associated with any party, I am an American, and that's what I want to drive home at the RNC.
It is when I am on stage that I feel most comfortable. It is my home. It is the only thing I have known since I was a kid.
Believe me, you can get into a lot of trouble being sixteen years old in a foreign country with no adult telling you when to come home.
A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.
I get as much sleep as possible. When I get home, I have just enough energy to lay out my clothes and go to bed.
I grew up in a home and in a world in which you can do anything. We were all expected to go to college. My father was a doctor.
I want to see gay couples stuck with their significant other at Home Depot with that far away look in their eye, get me out of here.
I feel like you learn how to do school in second grade through fifth grade. During those years, I was never home.
Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
I didn't grow up in a home that glorified Hollywood. We didn't watch TV. We didn't have a lot of magazines around.
Just because I managed to do a little something, I don't want anyone back home to think I got the big head.
At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine.
