Therapy's like going to the gym.
I guess I'm a workaholic!
I'm a lazy, lazy girl.
Men are as faithful as their options.
My face is on bubblegum wrappers now!
I have a beer belly.
To question is to grow.
You mustn't upstage the bride.
I've got a waistline to develop.
No one seems to wash in Middle-earth.
I have an Oscar on my mantel.
I'm the oldest out of five.
I'm not a career woman.
I don't like to fight.
I do a lot of ceramics.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid.
I didn't want to be an actor.
I don't have a lot of downtime.
The Law is the Law!
I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.
