I'm not bothered by my appearance.
I resent all organised religions.
I hope to outlive my enemies.
My first car was a motorcycle.
I drive an electric car.
I have a car but it's not important.
My favorite car is a '69 Barracuda.
I had a dad you know.
My dad was a Methodist minister.
My dad worked for child protection.
My dad played fiddle as well.
My father was the quintessential husband and dad.
I'm a good Catholic boy.
I have faith in my imperfections!
Sergeant Dillard: Auf Wiedersehen, asshole.
Surfing is my religion, if I have one.
We live in a celebrity-obsessed society.
Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
I'm a heathen when it comes to marriage.
All I do is go to the movies.
Angry people are not beautiful.