When I came to London as a young man, I was very excited by it and that's never gone away.
A man who does something bad will be judged by men and by God. A man who does something good will be rewarded by men and also by God.
The kids all literally think I'm Spider-Man, and they ask me how I shoot my webs. It's flattering and crazy, but it's Spider-Man they're in awe of, not Jake Epstein.
You can find all types of men anywhere, but a smart man will always make you feel important and understood. And a woman can always tell when a man does it genuinely and effortlessly.
On a good day I think I'm handsome, on an average day I'm average. I'm a man's man so I don't necessarily know how cute we're supposed to be.
My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
The Old Man: [shouting] Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out.
Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint? Mitch: No, not on me, man. Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
William Blake: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite.
Nobody: Did you kill the white man who killed you? William Blake: I'm not dead. Am I?
Count Dracula: For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you're a wise man, Van Helsing.
Anthony: They all tried to hold your hand. I didn't Richard: No, you didn't Anthony: Don't need to, do I?
Richard: What you cutting it like? Anthony: Dunno. Long hair Richard: What, like Bon Jovi? Anthony: [laughs] No
Soz: He wasn't a spastic. Richard: He fucking was a spastic. [makes silly noises, as if mocking a retarded person] Richard: He was a fucking nana.
Komarovski: [speaking to Lara of Pasha] He's a very fine young man. That's obvious.
Mrs. Kendal: Why, Mr. Merrick, you're not an elephant man at all. John Merrick: Oh no? Mrs. Kendal: Oh no... no... you're a Romeo.
Dr. Frederick Treves: Because of the extensive area covered by papillomatus growths, the patient has been called "The Elephant Man".
Richard Nixon: [after being told that one of the interview segments will be about "Nixon the man"] Nixon the man? As opposed to what? Nixon the horse?
Don Altobello: The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends.
Michael Corleone: He'd better be careful. It's dangerous to be a honest man.
Wild Bill Wharton: Come on, fuckstick! No sneaking up on me this time. We'll go man to man.
