First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; after that the drink takes the man.
The son of an old man is an orphan, and his wife is a widow.
The voice of a poor man does not carry very far.
A wise man without a book is like a workman with no tools.
A wise man sees only water in the tears of a woman.
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will.
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
As the fat man gets thinner, the thin one is already dead.
It is better to be in hell with a wise man than in heaven with an idiot.
When a poor man eats a chicken, one or the other is sick.
Now then, Mr. Crab," said the zebra, "here are the people I told you about; and they know more than you do, who live in a pool, and more than I do, who live in a forest. For they have been travelers all over the world, and know every part of it." "Th...
You want to hear it? Fine. It’s a simple story really, about a pretty girl who was pretty stupid. She let a man touch her because she was scared to say no, and then she told her parents because she was scared to say nothing. Then they were scared t...
There are two types of people on planet Earth, Batman and Iron Man. Batman has a secret identity, right? So Bruce Wayne has to walk around every second of every day knowing that if somebody finds out his secret, his family is dead, his friends are de...
On the lowest level, this loss of soul turns the man into the hen-pecked husband who lives with his wife as though she were his mother upon whom he is solely dependent in all things having to do with emotions and the inner life. But even the relative...
Great wealth can make a man no happier than moderate means, unless he has the luck to continue in propsperity to the end. Many very rich men have been unfortunate, and many with a modest competence have had good luck. The former are better off than t...
The young man, who does not know the future, sees life as a kind of epic adventure, an Odyssey through strange seas and unknown islands, where he will test and prove his powers, and thereby discover his immortality. The man of middle years, who has l...
King Arthur: Old woman! Dennis: Man. King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? Dennis: I'm 37. King Arthur: What? Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old. King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man". Dennis: Well you could say "Denn...
[Christ] is the Mediator, not only between God and man, but between man and man, between man and reality.
A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.
A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?
Man needs air, man needs water, man needs food and man needs adventure also! Adventure is a medicine for the infinite boredom.
