Quotes of: Mama Keyword

Sloth: Mama! Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm? Sloth: Mama, you've been bad. Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good. Sloth: Yeah! Mama Fratelli: You reme...

The Goonies

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

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Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

Mama Fratelli: There it is. Okay, Jake, you first. Jake Fratelli: I ain't going down there, Mama. Are you kidding me? Mama Fratelli: [pulls out her gun and points it at Jake] GO! Jake Fratelli: I can't argue with that, Mama.

The Goonies

The good mamas are often tough mamas.

Sandra Bullock

Forrest Gump: So Bubba was from Bayou la Batrie, Alabama, and his mama cooked shrimp. And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too. Bubba's family knew everything there was to know about the shrimpin' busines...

Forrest Gump

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

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Mama, Mama, help me get home I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I found me a werewolf, a nasty old mutt It showed me its teeth and went straight for my gut. Mama, Mama, help me get home I'm out in the woods, I am out on my own. I was stopped b...

Delirium

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

Mama Lucas: You don't shoot cops. Even I know that. Eva knows it. The only one who DOESN'T seem to know is you. Frank Lucas: [ignores her pleas as he escorts her outside] All right, Mama. I'm not going to, I promise you. I'm not going to shoot anyone...

American Gangster

Mama Fratelli: [to Mouth] You're so quiet all of a sudden you're the one they call "Mouth" aren't you? Mouth: [mumbling] Mmm mm! Mama Fratelli: [Mama Fratelli proceeds to pull a very long pearl necklace out of Mouth's mouth] Oh my god! OH MY GOD! Is ...

The Goonies

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes

My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them...

Dolly Parton

I didn't have a mother; I had a mama. I measure other women by the stature of my mama.

Al Green

I thought about the difference between a mama's girl and a daddy's girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a lot more. Not from her mama. From herself.

Zora and Me