If happiness shouldn't make you so miserable, misery shouldn't make you so happy.
The Six Rules of MaybeMake peace with yourself and you make peace with the world. - Charmainism
Shake Hands with Yourself: A Peacemaker's Guide to Happiness & Inner PeaceCall me archaic, but I like making money the old-fashioned way—through prostitution.
Sleepwalking is resterciseJust like wearing black makes you look thinner, wearing a midget makes you look taller.
Sleepwalking is resterciseI’m making top dollar now. I just wish I were making the bottom dollars too.
Sleepwalking is resterciseThe Bible is the story so far in the true novel that God is still writing.
Simply Christian: Why Christianity Makes SenseYou don't have to make fun of it." "Actually I do," I said. "I make fun of almost everything.
Proven GuiltyLove is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMake your money make money: Buy a printing press and some blank currency paper.
This Book is Not FOR SALE