There's a really easy way of just kind of wearing make-up but looking like there's nothing on your face... I'm still not very good at it, and I'm learning slowly.
I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.
I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It makes you fight. Not fight like antagonistic. But fight for what you believe.
I like to give myself a nice run up to a shirtless scene. Physically, it really doesn't make any difference. It's about mentally feeling good about it.
You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly.
The fact that I'm shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song - would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.
When money was plentiful, I was the first one who told you to stack it. Live your life with it. Now that money slowed up, I'ma be the one telling you to save it like they ain't gon' make it no more.
With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.
We're all different. That's what makes us special. We have to love each other and get on with each other. It's not up to me to judge anybody.
New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
Well, anytime I make a movie, I like to load it up with more things than you could ever catch on the first viewing.
It's always been a dream of mine, of exploring the living world, of classifying all the species and finding out what makes up the biosphere.
The papers, you know, they're always gonna just make stuff up. They think it's in the public interest.
YouTube is found footage. It's here to stay, and people will always come up with new concepts that will make sense for found footage.
Only the guys who never made it and will never make it in the U.S. need to put up the front that they don't care about America.
Long scenes of emotion are quite difficult - you've got to build up to them and make sure you're in the right emotional space.
Words are the coins making up the currency of sentences, and there are always too many small coins.
Make yourself an example, achieve it, but don't hurt anyone on the way up. I don't think I did that.
I started doing makeup to make a living. Then I said, You're not supposed to be putting powder on other people. You're supposed to be powdering yourself.
I try not to wear too much makeup, as I think there comes a point where too much makes you look older.
I'm a natural golden retriever at heart. I'm fine with that now, but there was a time when I tried to keep myself from jumping up on people. I had to make myself sit.
