Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reaso...
Mark Zuckerberg: Your date looks so familiar to me. Sean Parker: She looks familiar to a lot of people. Mark Zuckerberg: What do you mean? Sean Parker: A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to s...
Who makes things up? Who tells the real story? We all turn our lives into stories. It is a defining characteristic of our species. We retell our experiences. We quickly learn what parts are interesting to our listeners and what parts lag, and we shap...
The Girlfriend 911 Cheat Sheet: 1) Change your behavior, and you’ll change his. 2) Create a high standard for yourself. 3) Create a boundary for yourself and for him. 4) Allow him to take the lead every step of the way. It’s a chess game. He make...
Can I be honest with you, Mr. Wind-Up Bird? I mean, really, really, really honest? Sometimes I get sooo scared! I’ll wake up in the middle of the night all alone, hundreds of miles away from anybody, and it’s pitch dark, and I have absolutely no ...
The world is a ladder for some to go up and others down.
Those above are going down, those below are going up.
Those who sleep with dogs gets up with fleas.
As a daughter grows up she is like smuggled salt.
You cannot pick up salt with dry fingers.
Prepare yourself for when the water comes up to your knees.
When spiders' webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
There once was a good mother-in-law but the wolf gobbled her up.
Buttered bread always falls dry side up.
As day break, the glowworms say "We've lit up the world!"
You cannot tie up a dog with a chain of sausages.
The lazy one stands up between one armchair and another.
The nail that sticks its head up is the one that gets hit.
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
If you dip your arm into the picklepot let it be up to the elbow.
Two bears in one cave will not end up well.
