What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and always, always worn make-up.
Before you can make good music, you just have to shut up. Then the music can say what it has to say.
I'm not terribly athletic. And... there's a lot of things I'm not good at. And if it makes anybody feel better, I was really a pretty bad math student growing up.
My golden rules for looking good are to moisturise to ridiculousness with a really rich moisturiser. And I always take my make-up off before going to bed.
Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.
I was asked to be in Vogue but I said no. I didn't want to advertise make-up. I didn't want to be seen as a sex symbol.
I loved the fact that Obama is multi-racial. I thought that was terrific, as my wife is the same racial make-up.
A make-up artist I know polished her Oscar and it lost its lustre. But if you don't polish it, it doesn't tarnish.
I was quite fearless as a kid. But I've had to realize I'm not invincible. That's what breaking your back does. It makes you grow up and reassess life.
I was the teenage kid growing up in New Jersey watching the Tony Awards and thinking, 'Oh, maybe if I'm lucky I'll make it to Broadway by the time I'm 40!'
I was lucky to grow up at a time when it was not difficult for the child of a tenant farmer to make his way to the state university.
We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free.
That's a very odd notion because it involves seeing money up there on the screen - if something cost $5 million to make, they want to see that $5 million up there.
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
I love dressing up. I have people helping me with it. I am not going to take credit for that. I have a stylist, make-up and hair stylist.
Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
I've sold everything from fashion, make-up, couture magazines, radio, reality television, movies. There isn't a thing I haven't sold, including Tampax. You name it.
We all fall sometime but it's those that get back up and try again that make the difference.
I gradually work myself into a frenzy as the shoot approaches, while we're choosing the costumes or working with the make-up artist. I'm not so much interested in my character as the film itself.
What is it with boys? How do they slide into fucked-upness so quickly, with such natural ease?
